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The new film, based loosely on the game, features an interesting time loop mechanic that may have created a genre-breaking plot hole.

“There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.”

“This island didn’t have a murder rate until you people showed up!”

More slashers deserve the reboot treatment.

“Horror films to me are the most fascinating.”

“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

90s slashers hit differently. It’s a time when everyone was too pretty, Creed songs threatened to blare at any moment, and…

If you enjoy dumb movies, have we got some sharks for you.

Fitting that Dangerous Animals would start streaming during Shark Week.

Alone with her fate, Jessica says, “I sit here and I can’t believe that it happened. And yet I have to believe it. Dreams or nightmares? Madness or sanity? I don’t know which is which.”

There’s something about the subgenre of scary shark attack movies that perfectly lends itself to corny b-movie plots. Perhaps its the…

“Do you think it is bumps in the night that frighten me?”

The first half of the movie is much more intriguing than the second half.