Spicy Takes

‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ comes out next month, but will it end the series the way it SHOULD?

The kill count is higher.

She became a registered Republican just after a certain political figure was convicted of 34 felonies.

‘Hereditary’ and ‘Midsommar’ are perfect films.

Vietnam was the first time the graphic reality of war was being shown to the average American at their dinner table.

Show us one person who answers a phone call from a stranger nowadays.

Here are some of the most abominable villains in the slasher subgenre, ranked from the most to least mentally stable.

As Pam reads from her astrology book, “There are moments when we cannot believe that what is happening is really true. Pinch yourself and you may find out that it is.”

OJ’s response to Jean Jacket (the spectacle) is contrasted with Jupe’s.

Patrick Bateman’s antisocial nature and responses could easily have been something crafted by Larry David.

Randy claims the reason Jamie Lee Curtis can outsmart Michael Myers is because she has super powers associated with her virginity and purity.

All 13 iterations of Ghostface in the Scream movies, ranked by a variety of metrics like estimated kill count, how scary they are, how well they taunted their intended victims, style, etc.

Do you trust their judgement?

“The genre allows us to voluntarily—and under controlled circumstances—get experience with negative emotion.”

The cast is better.

As Pam reads from her astrology book, “There are moments when we cannot believe that what is happening is really true. Pinch yourself and you may find out that it is.”

“I intend to enjoy the time I have left, and I suggest you do the same. Life is precious. Enjoy every single second. You never know when… Good luck.”