Spicy Takes
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Jason Universe is Making Me Lose Interest in the Future of ‘Friday the 13th’
As a lifelong fan, it’s disheartening.
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The Real Reason ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Claims to Be Based on a True Story
As Pam reads from her astrology book, “There are moments when we cannot believe that what is happening is really true. Pinch yourself and you may find out that it is.”
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‘Final Destination: Bloodlines’ Is Better Than the Original
“I intend to enjoy the time I have left, and I suggest you do the same. Life is precious. Enjoy every single second. You never know when… Good luck.”
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Dani’s Ending in Midsommar Isn’t the Feminist Win You Think It Is
The most terrifying part of Midsommar is how many have praised it as a tale of female empowerment.
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Can We Finally Admit ‘Paranormal Activity’ Isn’t Spooky Or Scary At All?
It’s one yawn after another.
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7 Aspects of the ‘Scream’ Movies That Never Sat Right With Me
People aren’t investing in genealogy research. 👏
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Sadly, ‘Fear Street: Prom Queen’ Might Be Netflix’s Worst Movie Yet
After a tense encounter between Lori and Tiffany, they face off… in a dance battle. I’m not kidding.
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You’ll Either Love or Hate the Big Twist in This Controversial French Horror Movie
“I won’t let anyone come between us any more.”
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The Real Reason Why California and Texas Were on the Same Side in ‘Civil War’
It all makes sense once you realize the map distributed by A24 is a propaganda map.
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Billy And Stu Were Queer-Coded in ‘Scream’ (Canon)
“I love standing up and saying we are the first gay couple ever in a horror movie.”
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Is ‘Sleepless in Seattle’ a Horror Movie About Parasocial Relationships?
It’s a masterclass in stalking.
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These Popcorn Buckets Are Getting out of Hand
“You haven’t lived until you’ve munched on popcorn from within M3GAN’s robot head.”
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Juno is the Best Character in ‘The Descent’, and She Did (almost) Nothing Wrong
You might not like Juno, but if you think she’s a villain, you’re wrong.
