Spicy Takes
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The First Episode of ‘It: Welcome to Derry’ is Fine, but I’m Concerned About The Rest of the Series
Will IT still feel like cosmic horror if too much is explained?
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What Classic Slasher Horror Villain Are You Based On Your Zodiac?
Admit it: Leatherface is a total Cancer.
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Here’s How the ‘Conjuring’ Universe Should End (Though They Would Never Dare)
‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ comes out next month, but will it end the series the way it SHOULD?
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Opinion: 5 Upcoming Sydney Sweeney Projects That I Will No Longer Be Watching
She became a registered Republican just after a certain political figure was convicted of 34 felonies.
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It’s Time for Ari Aster to (Respectfully) Go Back to Making Horror Movies
‘Hereditary’ and ‘Midsommar’ are perfect films.
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Controversial Opinion: ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Is a Vietnam Movie
Vietnam was the first time the graphic reality of war was being shown to the average American at their dinner table.
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7 Annoying Mistakes the ‘Scream’ Movies Keep Making
Show us one person who answers a phone call from a stranger nowadays.
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They Stalk, They Slash, They Rule: The 7 Best Horror Movie Villains, Ranked
Here are some of the most abominable villains in the slasher subgenre, ranked from the most to least mentally stable.
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‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Is Actually About Vietnam
As Pam reads from her astrology book, “There are moments when we cannot believe that what is happening is really true. Pinch yourself and you may find out that it is.”
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Jordan Peele’s ‘Nope’ Was About Social Media Brain Rot
OJ’s response to Jean Jacket (the spectacle) is contrasted with Jupe’s.
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Did Anyone Else Notice the Similarities Between ‘Seinfeld’ and ‘American Psycho’?
Patrick Bateman’s antisocial nature and responses could easily have been something crafted by Larry David.
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The Real Reason There’s So Much Sex In Slasher Movies
Randy claims the reason Jamie Lee Curtis can outsmart Michael Myers is because she has super powers associated with her virginity and purity.
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Every Ghostface in the ‘Scream’ Franchise, Ranked
All 13 iterations of Ghostface in the Scream movies, ranked by a variety of metrics like estimated kill count, how scary they are, how well they taunted their intended victims, style, etc.
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‘New York Times’ Readers Voted on the Best Horror Movies of the Century
Do you trust their judgement?
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Horror Movie Fans Are the Happiest According to Director Mike Flanagan, “It’s the People Who Love Comedy Who Seem Miserable.”
“The genre allows us to voluntarily—and under controlled circumstances—get experience with negative emotion.”


