Spicy Takes

The most terrifying part of Midsommar is how many have praised it as a tale of female empowerment.

People aren’t investing in genealogy research. 👏

It’s one yawn after another.

After a tense encounter between Lori and Tiffany, they face off… in a dance battle. I’m not kidding.

It’s actually a psychological thriller.

“I won’t let anyone come between us any more.”

It all makes sense once you realize the map distributed by A24 is a propaganda map.

“Maybe some of their anger comes from not being allowed to be who they want to be, if you wanna go there.”

It’s a masterclass in stalking.

“You haven’t lived until you’ve munched on popcorn from within M3GAN’s robot head.”